Christmas Day Pit Roasting on Coyote Beach

This is the sand pit that holds the rocks; that will support the fire; that will cook the Christmas meat on Coyote Beach.
This is the sand pit that holds the rocks; that contains the fire; that will cook the Christmas meat on Coyote Beach
This is the sand pit that holds the rocks; that supported the fire; that holds the hot coals; that holds the Christmas meat; that will cook the Christmas meat on Coyote Beach
This is the sand pit that hold the rocks; that supported the fire; that holds the hot coals; that holds the Christmas meat; that is NOW cooking the Christmas meat on Coyote Beach.
This is the sand pit being uncovered; that holds the rocks: that supported the fire;that holds the hot coals; that has cooked the Christmas meat on Coyote Beach.

Slow cooked, partly steamed and extremely moist. It does not get any better than this.